MADAME WEB

Comic book fans will be disappointed and non comic book fans will be disappointed. Marvels ‘Madame Web’ adaptation tries so hard to be a girl-power kick-ass good vs evil action fest, but it falls short. It’s far fetched with ridiculous dialogue and average special effects. Dakota Johnson is a clairvoyant paramedic responsible for saving three young girls from a bad guy who looks like the wish version of spider man. She just doesn’t have lead actor energy. The most obvious open door for sequels is shown at its conclusion, but after dismal ratings, there apparently wont be a part two for a decade. Maybe they’re hoping we would’ve forgotten about this one by then? Even Dakota wants out saying “I will probably never do anything like that again … I don’t make sense in that (superhero) world!”. A waste of 80 million to make and if you paid to see it you’d be peeved.