ANIMALS
Mark Kimball (Ben Affleck, who also directs) is a politician campaigning to be Mayor of Los Angeles. When his son Denny (Christopher Woodley) is abducted while trick or treating, his political advisor Sam Allison (Steven Yeun) hires posh British fixer Dayle Burton (Gillian Anderson) to facilitate the ransom drop. Mark anxiously waits for news with his wife Abigail (Kerry Washington) and a tense 24 hours plays out with the couples financial and marital secrets exposed. It’s baffling why Affleck, Anderson, Yeun, and Washington would agree to work with such a weak script. They all have the talent to lift it but unfortunately they don’t – these are some career worst performances! It’s not just the source material that’s poor, the direction is diabolical. I hoped things would improve when Anderson turned up but even she was terrible, which I hate to say because I’m a big fan. Everything here misfires, right down to the lighting and which gives an overly bright Hallmark feel. There’s an unintentionally hilarious scene where Mark saves his housekeeper’s son from a trolley rolling down the side of a drainage ditch which we rewound three times just to laugh at – you have to see it (x3) to believe it! An A-grade cast delivering B-grade lines in a D-grade disaster. One of the worst films of the year.
SCORE:
Alex's Score 1/10
Amanda’s Score 2/10