500 DAYS IN THE WILD

Initially intended to last 500 days, filmmaker Dianne Whelan’s epic Trans Canada Trail adventure took 1,862 days to complete across six years. This two hour documentary offers a glimpse into her 24,000 kilometre journey from one end of the trail to the other, through winter wonderlands, frozen lakes, gravel roads, rapids, and untouched wilderness. Driven to escape the stresses of life after turning 50, Dianne set out to reconnect with nature and to immerse herself in Indigenous wisdom. Along the way she braved extreme temperatures, navigated treacherous waters, dodged territorial wildlife and pushed through physical exhaustion. Periodically travelling with others, including several close friends and her partner Louisa, the hardships she endured are a testament to her resilience and determination. Whether she was facing the isolation of the forest or the literal ice of the Canadian winter, she held firm in going with the flow and allowing everything to unfold in whatever time it took. There were many meaningful interactions with First Nations people and Dianne travelled with their blessing. Her nods to their culture show a deep respect for their custodianship of the areas she covered. Dianne’s view that the environment and its creatures are sacred is evident in every frame and the technical execution of her story is exceptional. Mostly shot using GoPros, Osmos, and a mobile phone, the footage is stunning on the big screen, capturing the trail with incredible clarity. Clearly viewed through a photographer’s lens, no two scenes feel the same due to the wide array of camera angles and filming techniques used. This powerful production is filled with adventure, humour, and inspiration, and is perfectly closed out by Xavier Rudd’s ‘Follow the Sun’. Watch it to vicariously visit places most of us will never see, to take in the important wisdom of this pioneering explorer and as a reminder that we only get one life to live. Absolutely outstanding. Give it all the awards.

SCORE:

Alex, Bron and Amanda’s Score 10/10

JURY DUTY: COMPANY RETREAT

In this mockumentary, Anthony Norman is a temp worker who believes he’s landed a job at ‘Rockin’ Grandma’s Hot Sauce’. In reality he’s joined a fictitious company filled with a dozen actors playing his new colleagues. This series follows the group as they head off on a seven day company retreat, where team building exercises and seminars frequently spiral into chaos. Following the success of the original ‘Jury Duty’, this second instalment keeps the same format and the unsuspecting Anthony is the only real person involved. This show has an incredible amount of heart and is consistently funny. Anthony is kind and patient, making him the perfect candidate to navigate the increasingly bizarre situations and awkward social dynamics. All of the actors are brilliant and convincingly feel like everyday people. They stay in character 24/7 to maintain the illusion and think on the fly when situations don’t go as planned, without giving the game away. The logistics behind the scenes, some of which are shared in the final episode, are a choreographed dance, with a 30+ member production team hiding on site throughout the week to ensure that Anthony never suspects the truth. Over 3,600 hours of footage was filmed to produce the four hour series, which is made up of eight thirty-minute episodes. A prank filled social experiment that proves some people are as good as they seem.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 9/10

Amanda’s Score 10/10

WOLFRAM

Set in the remote Northern Territory during the early 1930’s, two young Aboriginal children, Max (Hazel May Jackson) and Kid (Eloise Hart), are kidnapped and forced to work in a wolfram (tungsten) mine. Their mother Pansy (Deborah Mailman) begins a desperate search to find them, traversing the harsh countryside in a horse and cart alongside a man who has taken her under his wing. When Max and Kid run away from their captor, they become hunted by two racist white sociopaths, Casey (Erroll Shane) and Frank (Joe Bird), whose existence is fuelled by cruelty, exploitation, and murder. This is not a feel good movie. It’s a story about survival grounded in an undeniable truth that lays bare Australia’s dark colonial history and documents the atrocities experienced by First Nations people. The spectacular cinematography provides a jarring contradiction to the heavy subject matter. Captured in a panoramic format, this film effectively uses sweeping low-angle shots to make the vast Australian landscape feel even more immense and imposing. My only picks are bits of muffled dialogue which are difficult to decipher and a few moments in the plot that feel too coincidental. Impactful and unyielding.

SCORE:

Alex, Janine, Debbie, Amber, Sharon and Amanda’s Score 8/10

Liz, Suzi and Chris’s Score 9/10

Mick‘s Score 8.5/10

Bron‘s Score 7.5/10

Marie and Katherine’s Score 7/10

Fiona, Serena and Bryan’s Score 6.5/10

Bob’s Score 5/10

Janette’s Score 3/10

UNDERTONE

Evie (Nina Kiri) hosts a supernatural podcast with co-host Justin (Adam DiMarco) from her dying mother’s home. To coincide with Justin’s time zone, she records episodes at the creepy hour of 3am. All of the characters apart from Evie exist as disembodied voices through her microphone, including Justin and various members of the public who call into the podcast – plus there’s a home care nurse who turns up once and remains off camera. The filming is heavy on shallow depths of field with edgy close ups and shadowy, blurred backgrounds that create a sense of isolation. A standout feature is the multidirectional sound, which is masterfully mixed to move around. It switches from muffled tones when Evie plays recordings through her headphones to jarring silence. While the cinematography and audio aim to build an eerie atmosphere, the story is a slow burn that sadly doesn’t reach its peak. Despite the last five minutes descending into chaos, the build up lacks the genuine terror I’d hoped for and overall this just isn’t scary. The ending was abrupt and feeds into urban legend stuff. I wanted so much more and this could’ve been so good! It had the bones but not the meat.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 6/10

THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE

Bowser Jr. (Benny Safdie) attempts to rescue his incarcerated father, Bowser Sr. (Jack Black), leading to a chaotic space adventure. Princess Peach (Anya Taylor-Joy) and Princess Rosalina (Brie Larson) get caught up in the fray, prompting brothers Mario (Chris Pratt) and Luigi (Charlie Day) to go on a rescue mission with their faithful sidekick Yoshi (Donald Glover). Toads, the mushroom-headed, humanoid citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom who serve Princess Peach, are hilarious, and Princess Rosalina’s floating star children, the Luma, are the cutest characters. This movie is a ball of fun from start to finish. I’ve only played Donkey Kong and Mario Kart, so a few of the locations and references went over my head, but I still thoroughly enjoyed it. Plot wise, everything moves at a rapid pace with high energy. The animation is possibly the best I’ve ever seen, and the way the characters appear to be almost 3D within a 2D format is remarkable. The close-up face shots are flawless and it’s clear a lot of time, effort, and expense went into making this look super sleek and polished. The rich colour jumps off the screen and every single frame is packed with detail. There’s consistent humour that will engage kids while ensuring adults don’t miss out on the laughs. Most importantly, this film will appeal to a broad audience as well as die-hard gamer fans. So fun!

SCORE:

Alex's Score 8/10

Kate’s Score 8.5/10

LEAVE ONE DAY

Cecile (Juliette Armanet) is a former ‘Top Chef’ contestant who’s about to open her dream restaurant with her partner Sofiane (Tewfik Jallab). She returns to her parents’ small town truck stop cafe to help out after her arrogant father Gerard (François Rollin) has his third heart attack. Pregnant and stressed about her own future, Cecile juggles Gerard’s resentment towards her for specialising in fine dining with her mother FanFan’s (Dominique Blanc) desire to retire from the exhausting family business. She reconnects with three male friends she’s known since high school. None of them have grown up and they still behave like teenagers, including her former crush Raphael (Bastien Bouillon), who’d rather spend his time boozing and riding dirt bikes than with his wife and child. The story focuses on the serious subject matters of ageing parents and the complexities of motherhood for a woman who does not want children, which are trivialised by the characters constantly breaking into jovial song. This frequent interjection is disjointed and feels like you’re watching two different movies that are fighting for space, with neither succeeding. The songs are cheesy and cringey, and none of the actors can actually sing. One point for the sweet Weimaraner dog and one point for the long suffering character of FanFan who just wants to escape her mundane life by driving off in a camper van. A confused mess that would’ve been more enjoyable had it abandoned the musical elements.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 2/10

Janette’s Score 8/10

GURU

Matt (Pierre Niney) is a personal development coach who packs out seminars that promise a life altering experience. Behind the scenes, he’s secretly supported by a team who feeds him private information about audience members through an earpiece, allowing him to manipulate his disciples. His ruse begins to crumble when the French government moves to regulate the coaching industry by introducing mandatory qualifications. When Matt is called before a tribunal to explain his practices, his testimony is a train wreck and the court of public opinion starts to turn against him. As the online hate grows, he spirals into a state of paranoia which impacts his close relationships and leads to a series of deranged decisions. Niney is believable as unlikeable character of Matt and does a good job of portraying his descent from charismatic front-man to a drunk, hot mess. The abrupt ending, which seems synonymous with French films this year, made me feel short changed after sitting through two hours of Matt’s psychological domination. This film definitely gives food for thought about the hero worship of prominent figures in the real life self-help, motivational, and personal development industries, and exposes how easily someone’s quest for guidance can be exploited for profit. One man’s guru is another man’s snake oil salesman.

SCORE:

Alex and Janette’s Score 6.5/10

THE PARTY’S OVER

Wealthy Parisian lawyer Philippe (Laurent Lafitte) and his famous actress wife Laurence (Élodie Bouchez) arrive at their French country estate for their annual three-month vacation. They are joined by their daughter Garance (Noée Abita) and her boyfriend Mehdi (Sami Outalbal). A drunken incident involving stuffed vegetables and a new iPhone 15 leads to the firing of their long term caretakers Tony (Ramzy Bedia) and Nadine (Laure Calamy). What begins as a solvable transgression spirals into a battle of wills when Tony and Nadine demand a payout. Mehdi finds himself caught in the middle, attempting to act as a mediator. When both families refuse to negotiate, he realises he may be out of his depth. With a witty script there are plenty of playful moments in this fast paced drama. The acting is acting is fabulous across the board, with the cast perfectly capturing the arrogance of the owners versus the greedy desperation of their aggrieved staff. I loved the colour palette, particularly the bright, bold tones popping against the stark white walls of the luxurious villa. Engaging and entertaining with several surprising twists.

SCORE:

Alex and Janette’s Score 7.5/10

A PRIVATE LIFE

Lillian (Jodie Foster) is an American working as a psychologist in France. When her patient of nine years Paula (Verginie Ef) commits suicide, Lillian becomes convinced that darker forces are at play and suspects that she was murdered. She ropes in her former husband Gabriel (Daniel Auteuil) to help her investigate Paula’s death, and they riskily start following a trail of breadcrumbs in an attempt to prove her theory. Despite being divorced for more than twenty years, the pair has maintained a close friendship and the film’s humour stems from their chemistry and playful dialogue. The injection of occasional comedy into this crime thriller x psychological drama adds to its genre confusion and at times it undermines the seriousness of the subject matter. As the story evolves, it makes you question whether Lillian is uncovering a genuine cover up or is simply projecting her own professional shortcomings onto the situation and being led astray by her assumptions. Either way, it’s quite implausible. As always though, Jodie Foster is a class act. She speaks fluent French throughout, occasionally switching to English, mostly when Lillian swears. The production design oozes a French aesthetic, from Lillian’s beautiful high-ceilinged apartment to her stylish wardrobe. With the energetic opening song ‘Psycho Killer’ setting the pace, I felt that the plot moved briskly, but some of my movie club members found it to be a slow burn – maybe due to the focus on character relationships and behaviours over any sort of thrilling action. While Foster always gives her best, this film is not one of her best. Save it for a rainy day.

SCORE:

Alex, Chris and Jason’s Score 7/10

Deb’s Score 8.5/10

Janette and Michelle Score 8/10

Bron’s Score 6.9/10

Ally and Catherine’s Score 6/10

RIOT WOMEN

Teacher Beth (Joanna Scanlan) is at her lowest point in life when her pub owner friend Jess (Lorraine Ashbourne) phones her out of the blue to ask if she wants to form a punk rock band for a local talent quest. They rope in retired cop Holly (Tamsin Greig), her uptight sister Yvonne (Amelia Bullmore) and a trio of backup singers. When Beth hears jaded but talented singer Kitty (Rosalie Craig) doing karaoke, she convinces her to be the band’s lead and ‘Riot Women’ is born. The group develops original material, based on the rage they feel towards the patriarchy, how they are becoming invisible to society, and the complexities they face navigating perimenopause and menopause – essentially real songs with real meaning for women of their generation. Absolute belters plus theres a recurring cover of Hole’s high energy song ‘Violet’. The character development is rich and layered, thanks to the skilful writing of creator Sally Wainwright, the BAFTA award winner for ‘Happy Valley’. By episode three you clearly know who these women are, what they stand for, and why they behave the way they do. The heart of this six part series is the portrayal of authentic friendships and strong relationships between the lead characters. They share honest, true to life conversations and have each other’s backs through their ups and downs. Beth and Kitty in particular have big character arcs. In contrast the portrayal of nearly every male character cleverly flips the usual cliches on their head. There are several standout scenes and the acting is phenomenal across the board, without a single weak link in the cast. If you mixed together all the essential ingredients for a meaningful, funny, and clever production, this is the result you’d hope to achieve. An absolute gem that captures the defiant spirit of women refusing to be sidelined. It would’ve been a perfect 10 if the final scene was of a certain someone getting tapped on the shoulder.

SCORE:

Alex and Amanda’s Score 9.5/10

SOMETHING VERY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN

A week before they are due to tie the knot, Nicky Cunningham (Adam DiMarco) and Rachel Harkin (Camila Morrone) head to his family’s spectacular holiday home, secluded in the woods. They are joined there by his mother, matriarch Regina (Jennifer Jason Leigh), father, sister Portia (Gus Birney), brother, sister-in-law, and young nephew. As the week progresses, the family’s behaviour becomes increasingly bizarre, leading Rachel to question what she’s getting herself into. Being a horror series, something bad definitely does happen. The plot is filled with supernatural elements, rituals, and a generations-old family curse. The house itself is immaculately decorated and features long, wide hallways with lots of closed doors. It feels like a sprawling maze with no escape, and characters are always popping up in unexpected places and lurking in the shadows. The cinematography is phenomenal and the dark, moody interiors deliberately lack warmth to starkly contrast with the blinding white snow outside. Every frame looks expensive, from the classy costumes of the rich to the sweeping drone shots of the estate. Splashes of red frequently appear, usually as fresh blood, providing one of the few pops of colour. Intimate handheld camera angles heighten the sense of paranoia by swinging from one character to the next during the more intense conversations, and continuous takes are frequently used, creating a feeling of relentless dread. Moments of comedy, mostly courtesy of pragmatic Rachel and anxious Portia, provide light relief from the grisly, wince-inducing moments … of which there are several. Episode one starts off very strongly and is brilliant, making it one of the best pilots ever, but the series loses pace in the middle – stick it out though, because the story picks back up and will hook you in again. Has similar vibes to productions by David Lynch, with one very ‘Twin Peaks’ type character, and a scene near the end reminded me of Stephen King’s ‘Carrie’. You’ll know why when you check it out. Loved the overall message to wisely choose who you marry.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 8/10

Amanda’s Score 8.5/10

REDRESS

Clara (Galatéa Bellugi) is a talented chef working for her father Paskal Jankovski (Clovis Cornillac) in his two star Michelin restaurant. When Paskal vanishes during a hunting trip along with his sous chef, Antoine (Julien de Saint‑Jean), who is also Clara’s secret boyfriend, they are both presumed dead. Skipping forward two years later, Clara arrives in Taipei after receiving a suspicious email inviting her to a gastronomy festival. While dining as the guest of a celebrated new restaurant, she is shocked to be served several dishes which are exact replicas of her father’s. This raises new questions about what truly happened to the men and sends Clara on a mission to uncover the truth behind Paskal’s disappearance. I really enjoyed the fact that I never knew exactly where this film was going, especially since I wrongly assumed it was about a high pressure restaurant environment. If anything, I wish there had been more scenes focussing on the food, but this is more of a missing persons drama than a cooking class. The wilderness areas of France and Taiwan are picturesque and beautifully filmed, and the plot does a great job of keeping you guessing. Just when I felt the story was becoming predictable, it would pivot in a new direction. With a run time of 104 minutes, the pacing drops off near the end but everything is closed out with a satisfactory resolution. Intriguing, even if it slightly overstays it’s welcome.

SCORE:

Alex and Janette’s Score 7/10

Brons’s Score 8.5/10

Lee and Catherine’s Score 8/10

THE DEB

Maeve (Meg Connors), a self absorbed activist, is sent to the outback town of Dunburn after being suspended from her private school. She meets up with her cousin Taylah (Natalie Abbott), a socially awkward farm girl who is the extreme opposite of her performative, cynical relative. Maeve immediately takes issue with the town’s traditions, particularly the annual debutante ball, which she considers to be a “heteronormative sh*t show.” Despite her initial arrogance and propensity for cancel culture, she eventually finds common ground with Taylah, and the two form an unlikely alliance to take on the local hierarchy which is made up of of conservative women. Shane Jacobson co stars as Rick the mayor and the late Julian McMahon features in a brief cameo. The strongest attributes of this film are its quintessentially Australian cinematography and the colourful and authentic set design. While the musical numbers are catchy and the most sweary one will become an earworm, the overall writing lacks the satirical tone it was aiming for. First time director Rebel Wilson, who also stars as overbearing stage mum Janette, adapted this feature from the musical of the same name and has absolutely put her stamp on it. Her writing leans heavily into a stereotypical bogan archetype where the characters constantly trade aggressive insults and make crass jokes about bodily functions, looks, and sexual desires, which struggled to maintain my interest beyond their shock value. These repetitive and crude outbursts are so relentless that the authentic moments seem out of place. The plot also feels similar to a 2004 film about a group of mean girls (wink wink) with the same story of an outsider who has some lessons to learn. Both movies examine the complex nature of female friendships and culminate in an important event where the characters must acknowledge their mistakes and embrace their true selves, yet this one is set in Australia. Full of low-brow low blows, it looks amazing visually but lacks the wit to become iconic.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 6/10

FATHER MOTHER SISTER BROTHER

This movie is divided into three stories that explore the odd dynamics between adult siblings and their parents across the USA, Dublin and Paris. The first segment follows Jeff (Adam Driver) and Emily (Mayim Bialik) as they visit their elderly father (Tom Waits) who lives in an isolated house on a lake. While the house appears unkempt, it is revealed that the father is intentionally creating a mess to cover up his secret wealth, giving Jeff and Emily the false impression that he’s struggling for money. In the second story, sisters Timothea (Cate Blanchett) and Lilith (Vicky Krieps) visit their rigid and proper mother (Charlotte Rampling) for their annual afternoon tea. Despite living nearby, the sisters only visit her once a year. Timothea constantly refers to her mother as “Mummy”, which I found off putting coming from the mouth of a middle aged woman, while Lilith is a compulsive liar. They are out of touch with each other and barely speak, other than to exchange pleasantries. The final story focuses on twins Skye (Indya Moore) and Billy (Luka Sabbat) who catch up after their parents die in a plane crash. Their relationship is the only one that doesn’t feel like they are strangers. None of the actors can showcase their actual talents with this dull and self-indulgent material. While Jim Jarmusch’s direction creates an atmosphere of long silences and intense discomfort, the dialogue is unnatural and stilted, failing to flow like real conversation. The script also relies on lazy exposition, which is a pet hate of mine. Characters frequently describe the specifics of a person, incident, or object that the person they’re talking to would already know, just to present the information to the audience. There are also recurring mentions of several items across all three chapters, but they don’t tie them to each other in any way. The lack of backstory or motivation for any character makes the entire viewing experience feel like a film for film’s sake. It left me wondering what the point was. A slow and mundane waste of time.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 4/10

THE DRAMA

Charlie Thompson (Robert Pattinson) and Emma Harwood (Zendaya) are engaged and just a week away from their wedding. During a boozy dinner with their close friends Rachel (Alana Haim) and Mike (Mamoudou Athie), they play a game where everyone confesses the worst thing they’ve ever done. Emma drops a bombshell and reveals a shocking secret, triggering adverse reactions from Charlie and Rachel. Charlie starts to spiral with doubt and anxiety, creating a huge wedge between the couple right when they are supposed to be starting the rest of their lives together. His actions have a ripple effect that impacts several others and leads to a destructive game of Chinese whispers. Surreal sequences are cleverly used to show Charlie’s paranoid thoughts as he tries to process Emma’s past. The leads have a genuine chemistry and are believable as two people who are in love, and then as two people struggling to stay in love. They are both superb, with Pattinson in particular skilfully using his range of emotions to add to the rising tension as their relationship unravels. The script is engrossing and really pulls you into the ethics of Emma’s confession, making you consider how we judge people for the things they did at different times in their lives. This is not a rom-com by any means – it has psychological depth and a moral undertone guaranteed to make you think. Go in spoiler free! You’ll need a post-movie debrief with friends once it ends. A drama filled with drama. Touché!

SCORE:

Alex and Saraj’s Score 9/10

PARADISE SEASON 2

This season confidently stands on its own as a post‑apocalyptic drama. The reveal that its characters are living inside a meticulously designed underground bunker in Colorado reframes the story in a way that’s unsettling and compelling. Sterling K. Brown remains excellent as Xavier Collins, with his journey beyond the bunker and into a broken world providing the central story. Flashbacks add depth, particularly through Annie’s story (Shailene Woodley), with Memphis and Graceland serving as a distinctive and fitting survival setting that grounds her friendship with Teri (Enuka Okuma). Julianne Nicholson’s Sinatra continues to bring tension to the bunkers power dynamics, even as the layered mysteries occasionally feel dense. The soundtrack is a standout, using nostalgic music from different decades, including early 90’s tracks and stripped back acoustic closers to add intrigue and emotion.

SCORE:

Amanda’s Score 8.5/10

THE RICHEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD

Marianne Farrere (Isabelle Huppert) is the richest woman in the world and head of a global cosmetics empire. She meets flamboyant photographer Pierre-Alain Fantin (Laurent Lafitte) when he takes her portrait for a magazine, and he instantly ingratiates himself into her life by turning on the charm. She finds his inappropriate sexual innuendos funny and is immediately captivated by his domineering energy, failing to see that he lives with a complete disregard for others and lacks a moral compass. As the two become increasingly inseparable, Farrere’s inner circle grows concerned by his manipulation, which culminates in her gifting him over €700,000,000. Tired of seeing him exploit Farrere’s open chequebook, her stepdaughter Frederique (Marina Foïs) eventually sets the wheels in motion to have him charged with elder abuse. Shockingly this film is loosely inspired by the true ‘Bettencourt Affair’ involving L’Oreal heiress Liliane Bettencourt and photographer Francois-Marie Banier, which came to light in 2010. Lafitte does a superb job of making your skin crawl as the manipulative Fantin, while Huppert is perfectly cast as the regal yet vulnerable heiress. Something that irked me throughout the entire movie was the unrealistic notion that a woman worth billions would frequent public places without a security detail (until the final scene), when in reality someone of her wealth would be accompanied by protection at all times. An edit of the runtime by cutting at least fifteen minutes would’ve also kept the momentum consistent and removed the few bits that feel overextended. A cautionary tale of a predator and his prey, driven by dollar signs.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 7.9/10

Leeanne’s Score 8.5/10

CABR Score 8/10

THESE SACRED VOWS

This six part series opens with mild mannered Father Vincent (Tom Vaughan-Lawlor) floating face down in a villa swimming pool the morning after a destination wedding. The plot then jumps back in time to the week leading up to the tragedy, with each episode sharing a different character’s point of view and revealing their secrets, lies, and betrayals. Set in Tenerife in the Canary Islands, this has been disparagingly called a “poor man’s version” of The White Lotus and it’s definitely not as polished as its predecessor. The casting is solid though and the script has moments of Irish wit which made me laugh out loud. The strongest episode is the first one which shows how Father Vincent navigates the passive aggressive attitudes of the young guests he’s forced to share accommodation with. When the focus shifts to some of the other, less likeable characters, the plot becomes repetitive, particularly in the middle chapters where the same events are covered multiple times. The final reveal regarding Father Vincent’s fate feels underwhelming, particularly after enduring the tedious antics of an obnoxious, unlikeable middle class. So-so.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 6/10

THE FRENCH JOB

Yonathan (Melvil Poupaud) is a nervous-natured watch expert whose life is turned upside down after a chance meeting with overbearing con artist Eric (Sofiane Zermani). Eric makes his living siphoning off stolen artwork and jewellery. When the “Spider-Man of Paris,” Jo (Steve Tientcheu), steals five artworks worth over $100 million, Eric draws Yonathan into his seedy world in an attempt to move them on. This film takes inspiration from the real life theft of irreplaceable Picasso, Matisse, Modigliani, Braque, and Léger paintings from the Musée d’Art Moderne de Paris in 2010. While the facts are that three men were involved in the actual heist and went to jail, most of the plot feels fabricated and unrealistic. Pitched as a madcap comedy, this just didn’t bring the laughs. I found the dynamic between the characters to be grating, particularly Eric’s pushy, loudmouthed energy against Yonathan’s insipid, weak nature. I also despised their blatant and selfish disrespect for the stolen works. Seeing such priceless canvases reduced to garbage was maddening, although the reality is they’ve never been recovered. A farcical reenactment of an audacious crime.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 4.5/10

Janette’s Score 3/10

Leeanne’s Score 6/10

A DASH OF LOVE

When lawyer Melanie (Julia Piaton) receives a life changing medical diagnosis she convinces her friend Benjamin (Quentin Dolmaire) to join her on an impromptu road trip to Spain. As wheelchair users navigating a world that often overlooks accessibility, and with Melanie feeling like her health clock is ticking, the pair set off on a mission to experience physical intimacy on their own terms. Melanie enlists the help of Lucas (Grégory Gadebois), a recently released ex-con and former client who owns a beaten up orange van and is happy to drive them across the border. Along the way he notices a growing attraction between the two friends, which they are doing everything in their power to avoid. This is a light and sweet film with some genuine laughs. It manages to stay within the comfortable parameters of a romantic comedy and steers clear of diving into the heavier plot elements. This absence of a deeper background story made it hard for me to fully invest in the emotional stakes of Melanie and Benjamin. The messages that the journey is just as important as the destination and that physical connection is a fundamental need for all humans, shine through. It also serves as a gentle reminder that your heart’s desires are often found where you least expect them.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 7/10

Janette’s Score 8/10

ALL THAT’S LEFT OF YOU

Commencing in 1948, this story traces the life of the Palestinian Hammad family across three generations. Partly drawing on the real life experiences of director Cherien Dabis’s own relatives, it explores their struggles and resilience after they are forced to flee their comfortable home in the coastal city of Jaffa. Dabis also plays Hanan, the wife of schoolteacher Salim (Saleh Bakri) and mother to Noor (Muhammad Abed Elrahman). As a child, Noor witnesses his father being humiliated by Israeli soldiers and loses respect for him, viewing him as a traitor for complying with their demeaning orders. While Salim tries to survive quietly, Noor adopts the rebellious views of his grandfather Sharif (Mohammad Bakri). By the time Noor is a teenager, he is emotionally disconnected from his parents and is tragically shot by soldiers during a protest. Hanan and Salim are later forced to make a difficult ethical decision that tests their faith and requires consultation with their local Imam. Years later, Hanan recounts the family’s history of resistance and shares insights into Noor’s radicalised motivations. This is a character driven film that highlights the enduring connection a person feels toward their first home, regardless of how much distance or time has come between them. It is superbly acted and mention must be made of the incredible performance by child actor Sanad Alkabareti as young Noor. With the family initially being quite wealthy, their experience doesn’t feel typical of the everyday Palestinian struggle – they had the funds to leave Jaffa in a private vehicle, avoided living in refugee camps, and eventually emigrated to Canada. Yet I get the point that there is no discernment between rich or poor in this scenario. The last quarter of the plot becomes overly sentimental and dipped into unrealistic territory before the final scene pulls it back together. A tighter edit of at least 30 minutes would’ve benefited the story to make it more succinct. A thought provoking examination of exile and its emotional intergenerational trauma.

SCORE:

Amanda’s Score 6.9/10

Janette’s Score 7.5/10

AGE OF ATTRACTION

In this eight part reality TV series, forty singles mingle at a retreat under the strict rule that they cannot disclose how old they are unless they meet their significant other. They can get cut or choose to leave if their relationship isn’t progressing along the way. While the aim is to prove that age is just a number, the whole premise of this social experiment feels fraught from the start. For some people, age can be a fundamental deal breaker and is something that would normally be addressed on a first date – or even before a first date. Keeping ages secret until emotional feelings have developed seems unfair to the participants, even though they know what they’re signing up for. The age reveals themselves are awkward especially when the gaps turn out to be decades wide, like 27 year old Vanelle Fenmou who pairs with young looking 60 year old Jorge Sanchez. Their 33 year difference makes their attraction much more complicated and Fenmou had no idea of Sanchez’s numbers. On a positive note, the chemistry between some of the couples is genuine and the show does a good job of casting people who seem open to finding “the one”. There’s some success at the end, with three couples going the distance, but time will tell if their relationships are sustainable.

SCORE:

Alex’s Score 6/10

THEY WILL KILL YOU

After spending ten years in prison for shooting her abusive father, Asia Reaves (Zazie Beetz) is released and takes a job as a housemaid at an exclusive apartment building in New York City. She’s on a mission to find her younger sister Maria (Myha’la) who is already working there. Not long after arriving, Asia realises she’s stepped into a den of devil worshippers (including characters played by Patricia Arquette, Heather Graham, and Tom Felton) who are hunting her down. Turns out the building is home to a Satanic cult of wealthy elites who’ve been granted immortality, and they’ve marked Asia as their next human sacrifice to maintain their eternal life. Asia begins her survival rampage with gusto and since the residents cannot be killed, she is shocked when they regenerate after being dispatched. From this point on the story goes haywire, with people being sliced, diced, chopped, and slopped many times over, only to resurrect. Some parts are so over the top I laughed, but thankfully that’s okay as this is meant to be a dark comedy. While this film starts strong, the final act becomes even more surreal and absurd and it tanks. It’s hard not to compare this to the recently released movie ‘Ready or Not – Here I Come’ as they have several similar elements, namely a resilient female lead and her sister being pursued by rich Satanists through a building, but TWKY isn’t nearly as well executed. Its strongest aspect though, is the physicality of the stunts. Beetz really goes all out, performing as many of her own stunts as possible after training in mixed martial arts for four months. It shows! One spectacular scene features Asia wielding an axe that’s on fire and using it to take out a room full of cultists, which has an epically athletic conclusion – and it’s all Beetz. You won’t forget it in a hurry! Despite the expensive special effects and quality cinematography, the plot is B-grade at best and fails to provide enough substance to match the action. I really wanted this to blow me away but instead it sadly felt like a puff of wind.

SCORE:

Amanda’s Score 5.5/10

THE MAGIC FARAWAY TREE

The Thompson family, Tim (Andrew Garfield), Polly (Claire Foy), and their three children, Beth (Delilah Piasko), Fran (Hattie Gotobed), and Joe (Billie Gadsdon), move to a rundown old barn in the remote English countryside to pursue Tim’s dream of growing tomatoes and making pasta sauce. When Fran discovers a magical tree in the enchanted woods, she makes new friends with its inhabitants, including Silky (Nicola Coughlinh), Moonface (Nonzo Anozie) and Dame Washalot (Rebecca Ferguson). She learns that the tree is a gateway to strange and wondrous lands and shares this secret with Beth and Joe. Adventures abound for the trio, culminating in a group effort to help Tim achieve his life’s goal. The Faraway Tree itself is magnificent, and as someone who adores trees, I loved the way it was so grandly presented. There are many whimsical touches in this film, including a talking refrigerator voiced by one of my favourite actresses, the legendary Judi Dench. Polly’s formidable and wealthy mother, Grandma Thompson is played by Jennifer Saunders, who brings her signature comedic flair to the role as she tries to convince the family to move back to the city. Garfield also deserves a mention for joyously delivering some of the best lines. The visual effects for the different lands are vibrant and imaginative, perfectly capturing the sense of wonder from Enid Blyton’s beloved book. Her original text is hoisted into the present day thanks to the inclusion of tech gadgets, Wi-Fi, and 5G references. While this movie is clearly aimed at a younger audience and doesn’t contain a huge amount of adult-oriented humour or innuendo, it’s still a nostalgic trip down memory lane to see this fabled fantasy story come to life. The overall feel is episodic (much like the books themselves) with more lands left to explore and I can see how this could be the first of many feature length productions from the series. A sweet family feel good.

SCORE:

Alex and Fiona’s Score 8/10

SIX DAYS IN SPRING

Sana (Eye Haïdara) is an overworked single mother who impulsively takes her twins Raph and Tom (Leonis and Teudor Pinero Muller) to stay at a luxurious St Tropez villa owned by her former in-laws, without their permission. With her secret boyfriend Jules (Jules Waringo) in tow, her plans to give her kids a sun drenched Easter soon take a backseat when the effort required to keep their visit hidden causes constant stress. Sana is uptight for most of her time away and puts restrictions on Jules and the boys, which drains the fun from their break. Exceptionally slow, with long stretches where nothing happens, this film is a test of patience. While there are small flashes of jeopardy, these moments never develop into anything more interesting. I stuck it out thinking there would be a payoff at the end, but following what seems to be an in-vogue trend amongst some French films at the moment, it abruptly stops and feels unresolved. While the villa gardens are lovely, the French Riviera setting feels mundane and fails to resemble a luxury destination of azure bays, sandy beaches, and vibrant bougainvillaea. Well acted but stagnant.

SCORE:

Alex and Janette’s Score 5/10

THE ROOKIE GUIDE

Parisian delivery driver Yann (Hakim Jemili) lies his way into a trial job with famed travel guide ‘The Globetrotter’ by pretending to be a world adventurer. He is sent to Marrakech for his first assignment and realises he’s totally out of his depth after being tasked with reviewing forty tour guides in just five days. He joins forces with straight-talking local guide Sofia (Manon Azem) and the pair accidentally stumble across an art trafficking racket led by villainous Dr Charoux (Michel Blanc.) Thanks to a silly plot this film often feels like it’s trying too hard to force a laugh. The bumbling nature of the supporting characters, like Dr Charoux’s incompetent mercenaries and a group of bickering tourists, adds a slapstick element that I found cheesy and predictable. While Marrakech provides an aspirational backdrop, everything else lacks depth. It doesn’t take itself too seriously, which can be viewed as a bad thing … or a good one! Light on substance – heavy on ridiculous fun.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 6/10

PROCLIVITAS

This was my second viewing of Miley Tunnecliffe’s debut feature film but my first time seeing it as intended on the big screen. The powerful messaging about trauma, guilt, grief, and addiction still impacted me despite knowing what was coming. I even noticed new details I missed on my initial watch, which felt like I was seeing everything with fresh eyes. This is the sort of movie that would keep offering up surprises every time it’s viewed. Watching it at scale really emphasises the masterful cinematography, cleverly built atmospheric tension, and punctuating sound. There was a round of appreciation applause at the end. Do yourself a favour and see it in the cinema!

The night was made even more special thanks to a Q&A hosted by Andrew Peirce from @thecurbau featuring WA locals, producer @kate.separovich and actress Hayley McElhinney, who plays police officer Tara Jenkins. Hearing about their respective ‘Proctivitis’ journeys added so much to the experience.

Thanks to @lunapalacecinemas for inviting me as a guest.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 8.5/10

Amanda’s Score 9/10

Jason’s Score 8.5/10

Les’s Score 8/10

Lee’s Score 7.5/10

INSIDE THE MANOSPHERE

Louis Theroux has a disarming interview style that’s become his professional trademark. He presents as a slightly bumbling, unthreatening, curious outsider, which is highly effective because it encourages his subjects to drop their guard and reveal more than they intended. For this 90 minute documentary he interviews five of the most followed male influencers on the internet who sell male dominance ideologies. Leaning into his signature bewildered persona, Theroux simply sits back and lets these men speak freely, and within seconds each one independently divulges that they are driven solely by money. Online they present a flashy lifestyle built on toxic masculinity, misogyny, and opposition to feminism to brainwash young men, taking advantage of them to line their own pockets. Louis even asks HSTIKKYTOKKY (who claims to find p*rn disgusting yet hypocritically runs On*yF*ns sites for women) “Why not try to be a good person? Just uplift people. Don’t pander to their worst impulses, actually encourage them to make the right choices.” HSTT’s response is “If I’d just done good things, I never would’ve blown up on social media in the first place … I’m not living for other people, I’m living for myself.” In plain sight he calls himself a “pimp, scammer, homophobic, racist d-head.” While there has been criticism that this doco gives these grifters a platform, it also does them no favours. One exclaims at the start that “Louis Theroux is going to do a hit piece” yet their egos still see them line up in front of the camera and willingly jump off the cliff. A strong follow up would be an in-depth look at the mothers, wives, and girlfriends in their lives to learn what they truly think about this sort of behaviour. Theroux surmises the manosphere perfectly with “The romance, the confidence, the wealth are all either illusory or out of reach, and the anger seemed a compensation for fear of being exposed.” A concerning and ikk-inducing “Darwinian view of alpha supremacy”.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 8/10

DEADLOCH SEASON TWO

Created by the masters of satire, “The Kates” (Kate McCartney and Kate McLennan), this follow up series to the smash hit ‘Deadloch’ does not disappoint. Shifting the action from Tasmania to the Northern Territory, defective detective duo Dulcie Collins (Kate Box) and Eddie Redcliffe (Madeleine Sami) head to Eddie’s hometown of Barrow Creek to investigate the death of her former police partner. When body parts begin washing up in the river, they find themselves dragged into a deadly rivalry between two local crocodile tour boat companies. There are three exceptional factors that push this show into its own category of brilliance – the writing, the casting, and the pacing. The script is filled with clever, witty dialogue that gives the entire cast so much to work with. Every actor brings to life a realistic yet exaggerated caricature of their character, some you’ll love and some you’ll hate. There’s even a Hemsworth (Luke)! Dulcie and Eddie play off each other as brilliantly as they did in the first series, but the pacing is even quicker this time around with the banter moving at a fast rate. The barrage of dark humour and language is relentless, and you really have to pay attention if you don’t want to miss anything because the actors are so clever at trading simultaneous rapid-fire barbs. It’s also supremely funny thanks to the situational comedy, as well as what’s being said. I laughed out loud a lot. At just six episodes long, there’s no filler in the plot and the story progresses quickly. The ending gets neatly tied up and while it left me wanting more of these dysfunctional but beloved icons, this season feels like a definitive finale for the Deadloch journey. A must watch for anyone who loves a sharp, quintessentially Australian mystery. It’s severe, sweary and superb!

SCORE:

Alex's Score 9.5/10

Amanda’s Score 8.5/10

WE ARE JENI

CONTENT WARNING: Child Ab*se. Adelaide woman Jeni Haynes suffered horrific abuse by her father, Richard Haynes, during her childhood. To survive, Jeni developed a severe defence mechanism by manifesting over 2,500 distinct personalities, known as alters. She describes their creation as a way to save herself – in the moments of trauma an alter would step in to take her place and endure what was happening. Many of them were fragmented, didn’t have names and moved on once their primary support role was completed for a single incident. The focus of this documentary is on Jeni’s quest for justice. It follows how she reported her father to the police and saw him successfully extradited from the United Kingdom to face trial in Australia. It was a landmark case because five of Jeni’s alters were permitted to present evidence in court. This was a first in legal history, leading to her father being convicted and sentenced to 45 years in jail. While 1,000 offences were reported and 367 charges were initially presented, these were plea-bargained down to “the worst” 25. Jeni is an incredibly brave woman who shares her story to give hope to others, encouraging survivors to report their abusers by proving that even significant legal barriers can be overcome. Her father’s sadistic depravity was horrendous, and it’s unfathomable how anyone, let alone a parent, could inflict such harm. It’s also gut-wrenching that no one listened to her when she was a child. This is predominantly a story of triumph over tragedy though, and Jeni’s journey ends on a powerful note. With her abuser now behind bars, she finally has a newfound sense of freedom and safety. She strives to live a life of joy with her sweet support dog Hollie and her most treasured possession, a Sweep puppet from the British TV show ‘Sooty and Sweep’, which she has held onto since childhood and views as a dear friend. I only wish there was more about her life as an adult, such as details of her PhD studies and subsequent career. Overall this is a testament to resilience and an insightful education on DID that will stay with me for a long time.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 7.5/10

Janette’s Score 7/10

HOPPERS

In Pixar’s latest blockbuster, Mayor Jerry Generazzo (Jon Hamm) threatens a picturesque forest glade that many animals call home by building a new highway bypass through it. Desperate to stop the project, passionate animal lover Mabel Tanaka (Piper Curda) uses rudimentary technology to “hop” her consciousness into a life-like robotic beaver. This enables her to communicate with all living creatures and she teams up with regal beaver, and mammal leader, King George (Bobby Moynihan) to save the wilderness area. As a professional animal photographer of nearly 20 years, I adore the beautiful messaging about our relationship with the natural environment and its inhabitants. Pixar’s signature style shines through in every detail, from the character designs and the colour palate, to the geometric shapes of the vehicles. I found the distinction between the humanised versions of the animals (when they are speaking English to Mabel) and their original versions (when they are making animal noises) to be very clever. I also appreciated the authentic details of the animal behaviour, such as the great white shark who rolls her eye when she feels threatened. Despite lacking any double-entendres for adults (“Fly around and find out” is the closest it gets) there’s enough humour and heart to appeal to all ages. While it doesn’t quite reach the heights of my benchmark movie for animated features, ‘The Wild Robot’, it really picks up the pace with a fantastic last half hour and the sentiment made me tear up a few times. This is well deserving a massive $263.8 million AUD in box office takings globally in its first ten days since release. Hop to (see) it!

SCORE:

Alex's Score 9/10

Lala’s Score 8/10

Jill’s Score 7.5/10

Suzan and Saraj’s Score 7/10

CYCLE OF TIME

Starting off in 1958, Helene (Elsa Zylberstein) and Michel Dupuis (Didier Bourdon) strictly follow traditional gender stereotypes where “men are men and women are women”. Michel works for a bank and is the sole breadwinner, while Helene is a quintessential wife and mother. Their world is turned upside down when they are electrocuted by a new washing machine, which propels them through time into 2025. After freaking out over the unfamiliar and intimidating technology in their house, Michel and Hélène are initially anxious to get back to the 1950s. They feel like aliens, and the modern versions of their two teenage children are perplexed by their parents’ odd behaviour. Helene realises she is now the executive manager at the bank and soon begins to revel in her newfound freedom, enjoying all the comforts and liberties that come with living in 2025. Michel finds himself assigned to the role of stay at home husband, responsible for meals and chores. Struggling with the changing dynamics and devoid of his male privileges, he hates longs to return to his conservative past. The contrast between the nostalgic 1950’s and the chaotic, fast paced world of 2025 is portrayed well through the different sets. This film uses genuine humour and irony to show the evolution of gender roles and responsibilities across six decades. It also highlights the importance of acceptance, holding onto family connections, and being present wherever you are. It’s an inventive story that sticks its landing.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 8/10

THE LITTLE SISTER

Told across five seasons, Fatima (Nadia Melliti) is the youngest daughter in a devout Muslim family living in suburban Paris. As she starts her philosophy studies at university, she finds herself torn between her religious upbringing and her awakening interest in women. When she falls for nurse Ji-Na (Park Ji-min), she experiences her first heartbreak and sets off on a journey of self discovery. This slow moving coming of age story focuses on Fatima’s pull towards the gay community while she feels like an outsider in her own life. Melliti’s subdued but powerful performance earned her the Best Actress award at Cannes in 2025. The rest of the cast is also fabulous, though Mouna Soualem’s predatory older woman character of Cassandra is off putting (imagine if the gender roles were reversed). The hyper realistic use of sounds, like the squelching of food being chewed and intimate kissing scenes where the background noise was stripped away, triggered a negative ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) in me. I was basically grossed out. An overtly graphic conversation when Fatima goes on her first same-sex date is bold and jarring, highlighting her initial innocence as she navigates an unfamiliar world. The final spring sequence offers subtle clues as to how Fatima’s mother truly perceives her. It emphasises the complexity of the situation for them both without providing a definitive resolution. An emotionally fraught film about balancing cultural traditions with true identity.

SCORE:

Alex and Deborah’s Score 7/10

Janette’s Score 6.5/10

READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME

This sequel picks up immediately after the finale of the first film (from 2019), with Samara Weaving returning as Grace MacCaullay. After surviving the Le Domas family’s life and death ritual, Grace is shocked to learn that their failure to execute her has triggered a scenario where four rival dynasties must now hunt her down themselves in order to claim global power.
The introduction of so many new characters ups the stakes and gives this a slight edge over its leaner-cast predecessor. Grace’s estranged younger sister Faith (Kathryn Newton), is dragged into the game, which plays out across a luxury golf course resort. Horror royalty Sarah Michelle Gellar is power hungry Ursula Danforth and Elijah Wood is the lawyer (aptly named ‘The Lawyer’) who ensures everyone adheres to the rules of engagement. There’s an abundance of wincingly creative kills and the chaos of having multiple wealthy families competing against each other adds a fun element. Some parts are slightly far fetched, least of all the plot thread that the uber rich are devil worshippers, which could well be the most believable element. With over 1,230 litres (325 gallons) of fake blood used during filming, the gore factor is high as people splatter from the inside out. Filled with dark humour, the most memorable scene is a hilariously choreographed fistfight between Grace and Francesca El Caido (Maia Jae Bastidas) that involves pepper spray and Bonnie Tyler’s 1983 power ballad ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’. A slick, blood-soaked romp that understands how to entertain.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 7.9/10

Jason’s Score 8.5/10

Saraj’s Score 6/10

UNDER SALT MARSH

This moody, slow burn crime drama leans heavily into its wow factor landscapes.The fictional Welsh coastal town of Morfa Halen, constantly battered by floods and relentless waves, feels a little overplayed, but it does help build urgency and tension as the investigation unfolds. Former detective turned teacher Jackie Ellis (Kelly Reilly), brings an unblinking stare that can be distracting at times, though she does convincingly carry her detective instincts into the role wearing some excellent knits. Jackie’s evolving connection with lead detective Eric Bull (Rafe Spall) adds depth and layers to long buried unsolved murders, although Bull’s backstory feels somewhat misplaced and underdeveloped. The final reveal was pretty good and I was engaged until the end, without feeling the need to fast forward. A solid watch.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 7.5/10

COLD STORAGE

Based on the 2019 novel by David Koepp, this sci-fi horror stars Joe Keery as Travis “Teacake” Meacham and Georgina Campbell as Naomi Williams. Decades ago the US military locked a green fungus sample from a crashed space probe away in an underground bunker. Cut to the present day and the facility has been repurposed as a 24 hour self-storage business, but disaster strikes when the highly infectious fungus mutates and leaks. It zombifies any living creature it touches, causing them to eventually burst – including humans. Teacake and Naomi, two night shift employees, find themselves leading the charge to contain the outbreak. They team up with curmudgeonly retired bioterror expert Robert Quinn (Liam Neeson), whose warning the about this exact catastrophic scenario since the 1980s’s has fallen on deaf ears. Lesley Manville co-stars as Quinn’s former Pentagon partner Trini Romano, and Vanessa Redgrave has a cameo as gun toting widow Ma Rooney. Their roles bring moments of light hearted humour, with Manville even getting sweary near the end. The action mostly takes place inside the storage facility, but the set is far from bland, featuring a maze of tunnels, corridors, and different rooms. We get to know Teacake and Naomi as the story builds, before everything kicks up a notch when the survival stakes are raised. Cue the jump scares! The special effects are a standout, particularly the visceral interior body scenes showing the virus coursing through an infected person’s insides and the explosions when the bodies “pop” into goo and innards, which are every bit as disgusting as they sound. Clearly the intent is to gross out the audience and it works. I loved the outside the box filming techniques, like the clever bird’s eye view sequence showing how the virus was transmitted by a cockroach. Author Koepp was also the screenwriter and he ensured the dark humour from his own source material remained. Genius! More A-grade than B-grade, this is marvellously engaging and unhinged.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 8/10

Cec and Wayne’s Score 7.5/10

Saraj and David’s Score 7/10

Anna’s Score 4/10

OUT OF LOVE

Insurance assessor Jeanne Manin’s (Camille Cottin) life is tipped on its head when her estranged sister Suzanne (Juliette Armanet) turns up at her house with her two children in tow and asks if they can stay the night. After two years of silence, their reunion is short lived – by morning Suzanne has vanished, leaving behind her apartment keys, a cryptic note, and her kids. Jeanne is suddenly thrown into the role of guardian for nine year old Gaspard (Manoã Varvat) and six year old Margaux (Nina Birman). This is a cruel irony for Jeanne, whose twelve year marriage to artist Nicole (Monia Chokri) ended because she never wanted children. As the kids struggle to cope with their mother’s disappearance, the sisters’ own tumultuous childhood comes to light. The acting in this film is phenomenal, particularly the performances of the children, which feel heartbreakingly real, and of Cottin as Jeanne, who navigates an impossible situation. The depth of the characters fuels this film and the story unveils steadily. With an ending that doesn’t tie everything up with a neat bow, it highlights the emotional fallout of abandonment and the weight of unwanted responsibility.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 7.9/10

CASE 137

Stephanie Bertrand (the fabulous Lea Drucker) is an experienced inspector for the IGPN, the French police internal affairs unit. Set during the 2018 Yellow Vest protests in Paris, Stephanie investigates the serious injury of a young demonstrator, Guillaume Girard (Come Peronnet), who was struck in the head at close range by a police rubber bullet. In what initially seems like a needle-in-a-haystack task given the chaos of the riots, Stephanie meticulously begins to piece together the truth through interviews, mapping technology, eyewitness testimony, CCTV and phone videos. When she finally finds her smoking gun witness, she hits a wall of obstruction within her own organisation, is ostracised by her peers, and is considered a traitor by her combative former husband. With strong character development and superb acting, this film has a realistic feel, save for some of the links between Stephanie’s personal and professional life, which feel a bit too coincidental at times. The pacing may test the patience of those who prefer explosive thrillers rather than meticulous dramas. An intriguing view on the frustrations of policing the police.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 7/10

Jeanette’s Score 8/10

Kyleigh’s Score 6.5/10

A NUN IN THE CITY

Sister Lucie (Marilou Berry) is a devout nun who has spent twenty years hidden away behind the walls of her isolated convent. Her world is one of quiet servitude and chores ruled by formidable Mother Henriette (Isabelle Nanty), until an annual group medical appointment in the city changes everything. When Lucie gets separated from the other nuns, she sees a police poster featuring her teenage sweetheart Sebastien (Marc Ruchmann), who is wanted for robbery and murder. Convinced of his innocence, she impulsively sets off to track him down and finds herself on a journey of self discovery where her spiritual convictions are tested. The humorous moments in this film play off Lucie’s innocence as she catches up on two decades of technology and world events, though sometimes it tries a little too hard and nearly crosses over into slapstick territory. There’s a jovial, uplifting tone throughout and nothing is taken too seriously. I didn’t love the ending, finding it off-piste for Lucie’s character, but then perhaps I just don’t believe enough in miracles.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 6.5/10

REMINDERS OF HIM

This is the third CoHo (Colleen Hoover) adapted film that I’ve watched and it’s very similar in flow and vibe to the other two (‘It ends with us ends’ and ‘Regretting you’) as they all revolve around the themes of losing a loved one and navigating family trauma. Kenna Rowan (Maika Monroe) is sentenced to seven years in prison after leaving the scene of a car rollover that killed her boyfriend Scotty Landry (Rudy Pankow). After she gives birth while incarcerated, Scotty’s grieving parents Grace and Patrick, A.K.A. Lorelei from the ‘Gilmore Girls’ (Lauren Graham) and Commander Lawrence from ‘Handmaids Tale’ (Bradley Whitford), are granted custody of her daughter Diem. When Kenna is finally released from jail five years later she returns to her home town and discovers that Scotty’s best friend Ledger Ward (Tyriq Withers) lives across the street from the Diem and plays a big role in her life. Being a romantic drama, Kenna predictably ends up in a relationship with Ledger, and things go pear shaped with Grace and Patrick as she as she tries to gain access to the daughter she’s never met. Lady Diana, a teenager living with her mum in Kenna’s apartment building, is a scene stealing character played by Monika Myers who has Down Syndrome, Myers is a highlight thanks to her fabulous comedic timing and vibrant energy. This needed more of her! The pacing of this film is adequate at best and the conflicts are resolved far too quickly. I wasn’t bored per se, but my strongest thought while watching this was that it must be a dull book – but with over 935,000 five star reviews on Goodreads maybe the script just didn’t do it justice? The scenic shots of Alberta, Canada, which stands in as the setting for Wyoming, are stunning though. A back-channel Hallmark movie you’d watch if suffering from insomnia.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 5.5/10

Jason and David’s Score 6/10

Saraj’s Score 5/10

COUTURE

In the frenzied days leading up to Paris Fashion Week, independent filmmaker Maxine Walker (Angelina Jolie) arrives in the city to direct a short film for a glamorous fashion house. When she receives a sudden breast cancer diagnosis, she is forced to juggle her intense workload with the weight of her health news. Her journey is entwined with the lives of several other women, including Ada (Anyier Anei) a young South Sudanese pharmacy student making her modelling debut, Angèle (Ella Rumpf) a French makeup artist who writes stories about the industry, and Christine (Garance Marillier) a talented seamstress working tirelessly on the show’s feature dress. The character development of these three women is limited in the 103 minute runtime, leaving their motivations and intentions mostly unknown. Maxine is the only one who is memorable. Jolie’s vulnerable portrayal feels very authentic, especially considering her real life history with the BRCA gene where doctors estimated she had an 87% risk of breast cancer and a 50% risk of ovarian cancer. This led to her preventative double mastectomy in 2013. While the conclusion of this film isn’t definitive, it still manages to feel hopeful. A story about women for women.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 7/10

PROJECT HAIL MARY

Based on the 2021 science fiction novel by Andy Weir, this blockbuster stars Ryan Gosling as teacher and former biologist turned reluctant astronaut Ryland Grace. He wakes up on a spaceship with no memory of how he got there, only to realise he’s humanity’s last hope to stop an extinction event. As he ventures into deep space he meets an alien creature, who he nicknames Rocky. The two learn to communicate and form an unlikely, heart warming bond as they team up to save their respective home planets. All 157 minutes of runtime captivated me from start to finish. I’ve never been amongst such a full but silent cinema audience – everyone was enthralled. I loved everything about this film. Thanks to the quality adaptation of the source material, the script is fantastic, ensuring the movie lives up to the expectations of the book fans, while remaining equally pleasing for those new to the story. The casting is top notch, with Gosling delivering a phenomenal performance matched by Sandra Hüller, who plays Earth based mission leader Eva Stratt. As one of my favourite actresses (time to watch ‘Anatomy of a Fall’ again), seeing her talent shine in a box-office smash makes my heart happy. There’s even an epic moment where she sings the Harry Styles song “Sign of the Times” with pure perfection. Directors Phil Lord and Chris Miller ensure everything in this production is beautifully restrained, in the sense that no element feels overdone or pushed too far. Every aspect, from the seamless special effects to the celestial cinematography, is executed with faultless precision and even the humour hits just the right mark. The physical construction of the ship’s interior and the incredible puppetry and animatronics used to create Rocky are highlights that anchor the fantasy elements to a believable reality. See this on the biggest screen possible with the best sound system available. Amaze, amaze, amaze, and a “fist my bump” for everyone involved.

SCORE:

Alex, Sharon and Chris’s Score 10/10

Steve and Simon’s Score 9.5/10

Amanda and Saraj’s Score 9/10

Wes and Sonya’s Score 7.5/10

LA GRAZIA

Dignified Italian President Mariano De Santis (Toni Servillo) has six months left in his term. As he approaches retirement, he faces a moral crossroads where he must decide on granting a pardon to two convicted murderers while also determining the fate of a landmark euthanasia bill. Still lonely and in mourning eight years after his wife’s passing, De Santis becomes obsessed with uncovering the identity of the man she had an extramarital affair with forty years earlier. His daughter Dorotea (Anna Ferzetti) acts as a sounding board and his health manager as he balances public duty with private grief. De Santis is loosely based on the current Italian President, and widower, Sergio Mattarella, who also worked with his daughter and famously pardoned a man who had killed his wife while she was suffering from Alzheimer’s disease. Captured in historical Turin and Rome, the locations ooze elegance and the cinematography is superb. The casting and acting are fabulous, and the personality filled character of Coco (Margherita Buy), De Santis’ long-time friend and art socialite, brings a spark of joie de vivre to a sometimes sombre film. In a clever juxtaposition between subject and soundtrack, De Santis is a rap music fan and ‘Le Bimbe Piangono’ by rapper Guè (Guè Pequeno – who also has a cameo) is blasted throughout the film. The inclusion this track, and other modern electronic music, contrasts brilliantly against the traditional political setting and the slow paced life of an elderly man in power. The portrayal of an unconventional Pope (Rufin Doh Zeyenouin), who is black, wears long rasta braids and a silver earring, and zips around the Vatican gardens on a scooter is a progressive choice. The pacing slowed in the last half an hour and it got a bit boring, but the ending closed everything off nicely. A sincere look at legacy, friendship and learning new life lessons.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 7.5/10

Duncan’s Score 7/10

GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON’T DIE

Sam Rockwell stars as the mysterious, time-travelling Man From The Future, who walks into Norm’s Diner grungily dressed in an ensemble of cables and a plastic raincoat draped with explosives. Like Groundhog Day, it’s his 117th repeat visit – each time he must choose a specific group of people from the diner customers to help him stop the nine year old creator of a rogue AI. All of his previous visits have failed, as he has yet to hit on the right combination of patrons to succeed in his mission. On this visit, he once again recruits some misfits and they set off on a fast paced, riotous journey across the city in an attempt to prevent the digital apocalypse. Rockwell is perfect as the desperate, unhinged lead. I can’t imagine anyone else playing the role or pulling it off so convincingly. The supporting cast of Haley Lu Richardson, Michael Peña, Zazie Beetz, Juno Temple, and Asim Chaudhry lift their weight too. They have a tonne of witty one liners and quick barbs to work with thanks to the brilliant script. There’s also plenty of comic relief and genuinely funny moments as the wackadoo plot unfurls. In an age of sequels and remakes, director Gore Verbinski has created something truly original. He cleverly uses it to make a statement about the acceleration of technology, the zombifying nature of phone addiction, and society’s need for constant online overstimulation, all built into a bonkers story with knockout performances and retro set designs. Oh, and it’s so much fun! Turn your phone off and give this your undivided attention.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 9/10

Amanda’s Score 6.5/10

MELANIA

This 104 minute puff piece is an exercise in vanity. Directed by a predator, it attempts to glorify an opportunistic Slovenian-born gold digger who is married to a s*x offending husband and proves that in this elite swamp of coiffed hair and hot air, the only thing “Melanie” manages to “Be Best” at is vacuousness. No matter how much polish this documentary has or how well its scenes are framed, the subjects are so off putting that I can only judge it by who is on screen rather than how it was made. This gets half a point for the accidental comedy of the background staff, who are very aware of the camera and constantly stare into the lens like deer in the headlights, and one point for the audacity of the music department. “Gimme Shelter” by The Rolling Stones plays over the opening sequence, which features a sweeping drone shot of Mar-a-Lago, followed by a motorcade of black SUVs arriving at an airport where the FLOTUS boards a fancy private jet. It’s a tone deaf choice to use a protest anthem about societal decay, with “r*pe” and “murder” being “just a shot away”, and an antagonistic one given The Rolling Stones have a history of objecting to their music being used by political figures. Rumour has it that two thirds of the crew asked not to be credited to avoid the shame of association and in a stroke of irony, dozens of immigrants are featured, despite 47’s current rhetoric. Enough said.

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Alex's Score 1.5/10

SCARPETTA

This adaptation of the popular Patricia Cornwell novels, starring Nicole Kidman as forensic pathologist Kay Scarpetta, poorly mashes together two books (#1 and #25) set three decades apart. Four adults share Scarpetta’s house, including her husband Benton Wesley (Simon Baker), her sister Dorothy (Jamie Lee Curtis), and Dorothy’s husband Peter Marino (Bobby Cannavale), with Scarpetta and Dorothy constantly at each other’s throats. An investigation into a series of murders with a familiar MO quickly gets buried under the vicious family drama that plays out like a soap opera. The creative licence taken to modernise proceedings for a 2026 audience results in Dorothy’s daughter, Lucy (Ariana DeBose), having a home set-up of facial recognition and tracking software more advanced than the FBI, and her deceased wife Janet is resurrected via a silly and annoying AI avatar. The plot quickly turns into a confusing jumble, and there are so many characters dropping in and out between the different time frames that I turned to Google every few minutes just to work out who was who. Frustratingly the current cops, retired cops, suspended cops, and medical staff all overstep their professional boundaries to meddle where they shouldn’t. While the books are lauded for their high level of accuracy regarding forensic science, that all falls away here, with the investigative role of Scarpetta stretched far beyond that of an actual medical examiner who realistically spends most of their time in the morgue and lab. And don’t get me started on the big reveal. It’s rubbish. I haven’t read the books, but I hope they are better than this lump of coal.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 4/10

Amanda’s Score 4.5/10

LOVE STORY

The latest drama from prolific executive producer Ryan Murphy is pared down compared to his usual over the top style. It tells the love story of John F. Kennedy Jr. (Paul Anthony Kelly) and Carolyn Bessette (Sarah Pidgeon), covers how they met and the intense media scrutiny they faced. While the lead casting is solid, the choice of Australian Naomi Watts as Jackie Kennedy Onassis feels odd for the family matriarch. Her accent is off and surely there has to be an American actress of the appropriate age and look who would’ve been able to fill such an iconic role. With this being her fifth appearance in a Murphy production, it seems Watts is becoming to him what Uma Thurman once was to Quentin Tarantino. The episode titled ‘America’s Widow’, which focuses almost entirely on Jackie, feels out of place and this six part series could easily lose two episodes to refine the content. That said, there’s no story covering John and Carolyn’s life for the three years after they got married, and everything ends so abruptly that those unfamiliar with the real life tragedy will be left hanging. A plot thread regarding John’s on-again, off-again girlfriend of five years, Daryl Hannah (Dree Hemingway) is also causing controversy, with Hannah publicly stating she was grossly misrepresented on screen. The writers definitely did her dirty, portraying her as a needy, clingy, recreational drug user, which does not align with her public persona at all. Hemingways acting is also pretty poor. Switching to the positives, the wardrobe for Bessette perfectly captures the elegance that defined her, with plenty of minimally accessorised all-black outfits and Calvin Klein pieces. But what I loved most overall was the nostalgic soundtrack, which has rightfully been called “The best 90’s mixtape on TV” by GQ Magazine. It features hits from Madonna, The Divinyls, Portishead, Sixpence None the Richer, Peter Gabriel, Mazzy Star, Stone Roses, The Cranberries, Björk, Kate Bush, CeCe Peniston, Pulp, Crowded House, Seal, the Beastie Boys, and Lenny Kravitz. Looks and sounds good but doesn’t have much substance.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 6.5/10

Amanda’s Score 6/10

THE TIKTOK KILLER

This two part documentary series focuses on Josefa Perez’s search for her 42 year old daughter, Esther Estepa. She went missing in Spain in August 2023 after befriending 61 year old TikTok influencer “Dinamita Montilla” (real name is José Jurado Montilla) who she met in a hostel. Perez received a series of strange messages from her daughter’s phone claiming she had moved to Argentina and could no longer communicate. In a brazen attempt to deflect suspicion and glean information about the case, Montilla called Perez and offered to help locate Estepa, even posting TikTok videos asking his thousands of followers if they knew her whereabouts. Police eventually followed Montilla’s trail of digital breadcrumbs and uncovered his horrifying criminal record – he was a convicted serial killer who had served 28 years in jail for four murders committed in the 1980’s (a fraction of his 123 year sentence) and was also a prime suspect in the 2022 murder of a 21 year old student. The search for Estepa came to a tragic end in June 2024 when her remains were discovered in a remote thicket of reeds. While justice was eventually served with Montilla’s arrest and detention, this resolution brought little comfort to a devastated Perez. With fast pacing this series uses a wealth of Montilla’s TikTok content to show how he used his persona as a nomadic traveller to scout locations and interact with vulnerable women. It serves as a harrowing reminder of how easily red flags can be overlooked and how a predator can hide in plain sight. Riveting and somber.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 8/10

WAR MACHINE

Mason (Alan Ritchson) is a grieving soldier who joins the elite 75th Ranger Regiment selection programme two years after the death of his brother in the line of duty. After a gruelling series of tests only twenty trainees make it through to the last stage of the selection process. They are dropped into the remote wilderness together to complete a final training mission. The exercise takes an unexpected turn when the group accidentally activates an extraterrestrial war machine that walks on two legs and is intent on annihilating them. What follows is a relentless barrage of explosions and casualties as the dwindling survivors are forced to retreat while trying to reach safe ground. The film feels like the thrupple love child of ‘Predator’, ‘Transformers’ and ‘Independence Day’. The character of Mason is a man of few words and his stoic lone-wolf act is reminiscent of every part ever played by Jason Stratham, whom I often criticise for his one dimensional hero roles. The plot offers little explanation for the alien presence or its motivations and the American military cosplaying the global saviour raised half my eyebrow. Relentless stunts tied to a recycled story. One for the bros.

SCORE:

Alex's Score 5/10

Amanda’s Score 4.5/10

THE BEAUTY – “One shot makes you hot”

Ryan Murphy’s latest offering opens with supermodel Bella Hadid literally exploding onto the screen. An injectable drug owned by ruthless tech billionaire Byron Frost( Ashton Kutcher) metamorphoses users from average looks into younger, physically perfect versions of themselves, while secretly acting as a ticking time bomb for spontaneous combustion. When the drug causes a virus that is spread like an STD through sexual contact, an enforcer employed by Frost, called The Assassin (Anthony Ramos) tortures and executes those who inadvertently find beauty in this way. Meanwhile FBI agents Cooper Madsen (Evan Peters) and Jordan Bennett (Rebecca Hall) are tasked with investigating a string of gruesome deaths involving models in Paris and New York. This excellent body horror series presents a satirical, grotesque view of modern vanity and the unrealistic pursuit of eternal youth. It features unsettling transformations, with different actors portraying the before and after changes. In typical Murphy style, the sets have a polished, high-contrast design, with a bold colour palate. The costuming is superb, oozing glamour and expense. Moments of campy dialogue are driven by articulate and sometimes cruel characters and the plot progresses well across the eleven episodes. The combination of practical and CGI special effects are graphic, aggressive and disturbing, with lots of goo, blood and body parts. It ends on a cliffhanger with unfinished business, which would usually irritate me, but this series absolutely deserves a second season. Binge it!

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Alex's Score 2/10

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Alex and Janette’s Score 6.5/10

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Alex and Janette’s Score 7.5/10

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Alex, Chris and Jason’s Score 7/10

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Alex and Amanda’s Score 9.5/10

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Alex's Score 8/10

Amanda’s Score 8.5/10

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Alex and Janette’s Score 7/10

Brons’s Score 8.5/10

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Alex's Score 6/10

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Alex's Score 4/10

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Alex and Saraj’s Score 9/10

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Amanda’s Score 8.5/10

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Alex's Score 7.9/10

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Alex's Score 6/10

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Alex's Score 4.5/10

Janette’s Score 3/10

Leeanne’s Score 6/10

A DASH OF LOVE

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